I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons.
Well, he is French.
NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE
I don’t regret anything.
THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
ANDREW DESERVES EVERY AWARD
He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.
YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY
YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
Dammit. You guys always forget the Fox and the Hound. HIS MOM DIED AND HER LAST ACTION WAS TO SAVE HIM!
Let us sing the songs of our people.
Hogwarts Acceptance Letter.
I GOT MY LETTER
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
i love the series’ progress
series 1: we don’t even know if sherlock can drive
series 2: he drives a car
series 3: he drives a motorbike
series 4: is that a helicopter?
its probably gonna be some futuristic shit, because by the time season 4 comes out that’ll exist
Series 5: Beam me up, Mrs. Hudson.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle
what happens when it rains
then its velwet
The anatomy of the Beast
I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.
cock of a HORSE
i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT
*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
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